The Common Man Test

1.  Do you find yourself wondering what is right or wrong these days?

2.  Does watching the news make you want to spit?

3.  Are you in this country legally?

4.  Do you have a hard time carrying on a coversation with a man dressed as a woman?

5.  Do you think owning a prayer rug is just stupid?

6.  Do you wonder how the government can use our money to buy land, call it a park, and then charge us to go to see it?

7.  Do you think Combs, on the FOX channel looks like a martian?

8.  Do you believe that many Americans have been sucking on the welfare tit too long?

9.  Do you think the Insurance companies are a scam?

10. Do you wonder how Al Sharpton got his hair slicked back like that?

     If you answered yes to these questions, you are a Common Man!