As you know, the Institute of Common Sense is working diligently to have solutions for Common People. We at the Institute, realize that most folks are just too busy with their normal day activities, being held down by the man, to devote enough time for anything but everyday problems. ie. Why is little Johnny different than other children?. Could I be Gay?  I am getting sick of the Politicians, and if they dont do something about gas and this imigration policy i am going to slap Katie Couric. Relax, let the Institute help. You can email us with problem's that just make you sick. We will give solutions, some you may not like, to try to make your life easier.

Do we know all? No. Will we help rectify the situation? Probably not. But that is the beauty of it. When your friend ask's " Kathy, did that problem of telling Horace that your actually a man get solved?" Kathy can respond "No, but the Insitute is working on it. As you can see by that statement, Kathy can move on with her life and deal with the everyday problems that plague this sick person.  Pope doesnt know how to deal with perverted priest in his flock? The Institute is there for him. We will tell him to Castrate the Sick Bastards that has brought discrace to the Popeaholics and so much destruction to the little boys lifes. Hence the Pope can go back to making more smoke and wearing large hats. As you can see.. Solutions, Solutions, Solutions.  Email the Common Show or watch it live on access Tucson. We will help

Thanks

The Professor